Bancuri wow

2 copii obsedatzi de WoW "de Paste" se jucau :

Primul zice : Hristos a Inviat !
Al doilea : Ce lvl are !?!


Sotul ajunge in zori acasa. Nevasta il intreaba, cu ton de cearta:
- Unde ai fost toata noaptea?
- Inchipuie-ti draga, chiar cand sa plec acasa, secretara cea noua mi-a adus o cafea si mi-a zambit provocator. Cand a pus cafeaua pe masa, i s-a deschis bluza si nu m-am putut abtine sa o sarut pe gat, la care ea a devenit salbatica si ne-am pierdut amandoi capul. In final, am ajuns la ea acasa si am facut dragoste nebuna toata noaptea.
- Minti! Pun pariu ca iar ai iar ai jucat WoW ca disperatul toata noaptea !

Three Dwarves were lost in Silverpine Forest, when suddenly they were captured by a whole clan of Troll cannibals. The Troll Witch Doctor told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three Dwarves went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first Dwarf came back and said to the Witch Doctor, “I brought ten apples.” The Witch Doctor then explained the trial to him. It involved placing all of the fruit… somewhere… where fruit usualy doesn’t go… infact, fruit usualy leaves from here… And if the Dwarf showed any emotion, he would be killed.

The first apple went in… but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second Dwarf arrived and showed the Witch Doctor ten berries. When the Witch Doctor explained the trial to the Dwarf, he thought to himself that this should be easy.1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8… and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first Dwarf and the second Dwarf met in the local graveyard. The first one asked, “Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?” The second one replied, “I couldn’t help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.”